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(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. Β―\_(γ)_/Β― I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)
Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.
Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.
To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.
Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.
Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.
This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.
Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.
Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.
She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.
Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.
She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.
She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.
Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!
Wine. I'm very classy.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No one would want to choose either of these choices
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Hot showers with others ;)
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Ninjas
.05 TITS OR ASS
Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
None
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Winter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
The one where there's biting ;)
ESTP-A

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[lightly]
Did you win?
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[ Not that Akira knows that, but it's worth saying anyway. He doesn't really have a competitive streak normally. ]
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[raising a brow as he finally stops in front of a zombie-themed shoot 'em up game. he is gonna finish off his crepe before snagging a controller, though]
You mean your ability to summon demons?
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Yeah. But before I became the King of Bel, I had to contract the demons I could use first, and had to summon them with something called a COMP. I've since lost my comp since I got here, but I retained my ability as King Of Bel to summon demons as I please without the need for one.
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Lucky.
[NOT THAT AKIRA IS BITTER ABOUT HIS PERSONAS OR ANYTHING. . .]
[also it should be noted that even though the controller is just a fake gun, Akira holds it like someone with more than a passing familiarity with firearms. he flicks through the menu options quickly to start the game proper, squaring his stance as he aims the barrel of the controller at the screen]
But that does remind me. I've been meaning to ask you which demons you rely on the most.
[since they're supposedly similar to his Personas, he is curious about any possible overlap. or if Kazuya has demons he has never seen as Personas before!!]
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[ lol relying on demons--
Kazuya watches Akira play, with surprising expertise consider how hard guns are normally to come by. Maybe he really is a criminal...]
If you're asking before I became King of Bel, then probably Garuda and Fafnir? Though Behemoth was one I often used too, since each race of demon have their own uses, especially in combat.
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Touche.
[say hello to the headshot, pixelated zombies]
I did mean before, though. Garuda and Fafnir are names I recognize.
[they make up two small pieces of the patchwork quilt that is his soul, although he has neither of them on him at the moment. as for the third. . .]
What's Behemoth like?
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[ Whoa.... nice shot. Kazuya has no faith in his own ability to hit the shots that Akira is. He'd definitely be the weak link in a 2-player game... ]
Kresnik is one of the few demons I'd trust, though he was helping out a friend of mine, so it's not like I could just call on him without putting her in danger.
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Kresnik. . . hn. That's another one I don't recognize.
[peering curiously at Kazuya out of the corners of his vision, though most of his attention is-- of course-- focused on ZOMBIE SLAUGHTER]
What was he doing for your friend?
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[So taking Kresnik away from Mari would have put her at risk, even if Kudlak had already been destroyed.]
It was only after everything was settled that Kresnik then helped me fight against the angels and God... Though it's not like I really gave him a choice.
[He likes to think that Kresnik would have helped anyway, even given a choice. That just seemed to be the kind of demon he was.]
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[. . .]
[lightly joking]
Did you bully him into it?
[and then, after a pause, he continues super casually, as though he is not gently prying for more information, trying to see what Kazuya is and is not willing to share about his adventures. because admittedly? Akira has been curious about them ever since his companion alluded to having made the choice to become Demon King to save humanity]
Actually. . . how'd you get involved with demons in the first place? That's not something your average student usually has to think about.
[neither are Shadows and Personas, Akira!! but that is neither here nor there]
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[Good news for Akira, because Kazuya is fond of him. Has been ever since his first arrival. It means that he gets to be privy to information that Kazuya doesn't quite care for other people to have.]
A combination of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and scheming on my cousins behalf. Though if it wasn't for that scheming, my friends and I would have probably been demon food long before we found out what was going on.
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[said with a tiny bit of humor while another zombie explodes in a low-definition spray of red pixels on screenβ]
That makes it sound more like "right place, right time" to me.
[or maybe a little bit of both. . . ? Akira sobers again afterwards]
What was going on? Something so huge it could affect not only the entirety of Tokyo, but the whole world?
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[It's something he doesn't want, but has to have regardless, and he's made his peace with that. Even still he shakes his head.]
It's kind of a lot to explain, and I really don't know where I'd begin. I think I told you that the lockdown lasted a week, but demons had been coming into Tokyo prior for at least six months, and even a few years before that, the government had forcefully pushed a new PSE law that effected electronics, which meant they'd been in contact with the Angel's for some time.
[Kazuya sighs, and shrugs.]
I guess it was mostly that because demons were summoned to Tokyo, the angels got involved. And because the barriers that had protected Japan had been the weakest, that meant the stronger demons who were vying for the throne could come through too. And they had to, actually, to take the last remaining piece of Bel that was found only in the human world.
[Which would be him!]
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[he may not have the same overt distaste for demons that Kazuya seems to have, but. . . Akira can't stand gods and deities and supernatural beings who think they can overpower humanity to satisfy their own fucked up goals]
[. . .]
[it's not a particular difficult conclusion to make. not when Kazuya had referred to himself as the "King of Bel." but still. . . just to make sure. . .]
And that last piece. . .
. . . was it you?
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[Maybe it's funny that he relaxes then, tone even as he continues to watch, takes note of the aggressive shot, but doesn't think too much of it. If Akira is getting upset on his behalf, there's no need. He's already taken out his frustrations and then some, gotten his payback for things that he shouldn't have had to deal with, and now he's taking the consequences of them.]
The power Of Bel... Babel, Beldr, Belial, Jezebel, Belzaboul, Belberith, and all of the other demons crowned with the title of "Bel". It's pretty obvious to see what those have in common, right? So what do you think my name would be, following that line?
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[Akira exhales. the embers simmer. another zombie goes down as he replies, tone perfectly even]
. . . Abel.
[he knows his mythology well enough to give that answer fairly confidently]
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[So that probably makes it clearer than anything else he could possibly say regarding the matter, how it concerned him even though he should just be some random stranger. How he was pulled in since long, long ago. Before he was even born in his current life.]
If it was something you were considering asking, I don't hate him. Not for any of it.
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[he slots the controller back into its holster, before leaning his hands against the entire console, shoulders hunched. I don't hate him, Kazuya says. and of course he doesn't. his heart is too kind, willing as it is to feed and care for so many people in the resort. it's not like Akira hates Akechi, either. so it's not as though. . . he doesn't understand]
[but what Akira doesn'tβ and what he may never understand, fueled by righteous rage as he always has been, is how Kazuya remains so even, so relaxed, about the shitty hand that a couple of deities and fate decided to hand him. he told Akira that he hadn't a choice in becoming the Demon King. it is only now that Akira understands the full breadth of those words]
[. . .]
[ugh. he wishes. . . there was something he could do]
. . . you're a good guy, Kazuya. You've been through so much, but you're still looking after everyone else first.
[in the end, all he has are words of encouragement. of quiet admiration, knowing that if he were in the same situation, he would not be nearly as graceful]
Let me buy you another crepe.
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[To do good, despite being something categorically evil. To look after people, when the urges of a Bel demon are to destroy and take. No matter what happens, he wants to be someone his friends can remember as someone who did good, despite everything.
That's the most important thing to him. Even if he might slip sometimes, as long as he can course correct, isn't that what matters the most?]
And it's alright... I'm kind of full.
[Yes, one crepe really does do him in...]
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Mmm. And I think one round was enough for me.
[he suddenly doesn't feel like playing arcade games anymore. a final breath, and Akira pushes away from the console, flashing his companion a lopsided smile]
Let's get out of here.
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[To stop after only one round... He wonders what the reasoning is, or if Akira really just wasn't feeling it all that much to begin with.
Ah well. He doesn't mind, either way. He's perfectly content to follow after him and just hang out wandering around.]
Where'dya wanna go?
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You haven't seen my swanky rank three suite yet, have you?
["swanky." yes he is aware that it is not, in any way imaginable, actually swanky]
We can hang out there. I don't have food, but I still have that coffee maker you gave me.
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[... He wonders if Akira maybe got his old room, somehow. Wouldn't that be funny?
... Either way, wherever Akira leads, he'll happily go.]
And it's alright, like I said, I'm not terribly hungry. I'm just here to spend time with you on our date.
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[his grin widens, the dusting of something pink starting on the edges of his cheeks]
Picture your old suite, then hold your breath as you prepare to be surprised by all of the upgrades I made.
["UPGRADES". . . HOW DOES ONE UPGRADE A RANK 3 SUITE?? at any rate, he holds his hand out to Kazuya, fingers extended, features practically sparkling]
I have practice upgrading spaces from my attic bedroom back home.
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nts this is the date thread sweats
staples a post-it with "date" onto this one
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*are not ate... closes my eyes
SOME OF THEM MAYBE ATE FLESH TOO!!
a lot of them ate flesh who are u kidding
kazuya would know. . .
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1/? WHEEZES
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DONE
HEHEHEHE
if it isn't the cons of his quences. . .
who could have forseen this...
1/3 KAZUYA DID
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not my ass reading 1/2 as 1/3 and waiting for the third all this time
SURPRISE IT WAS 1/3 YOU INTERRUPTED MY CHAIN-- (no)
:(
and then the third comment never came...
:(!!!
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