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(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. Β―\_(γ)_/Β― I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)
Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.
Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.
To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.
Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.
Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.
This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.
Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.
Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.
She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.
Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.
She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.
She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.
Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!
Wine. I'm very classy.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No one would want to choose either of these choices
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Hot showers with others ;)
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Ninjas
.05 TITS OR ASS
Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
None
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Winter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
The one where there's biting ;)
ESTP-A

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You can't fool me! You're not nearly as cool as you try and pretend to be. I can tell you're embarrassed and just trying to cover it up with aggression!
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Yeah, but you don't mind it. [if he did Akira would be FLAT ON HIS BACK right now] In fact, I bet you think it's charming.
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Hm... Charming is pushing it. [No, it's not.]
Maybe I just like being around you despite you being a pain?
[Akira is not a pain. Not at all. In any way, shape, or form.]
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Yeah, well. . .
[. . . lifts one hand to brush a few stray locks of blue hair from Kazuya's forehead]
I like being around you, too. Even though you're always picking on me.
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[Kazuya will push himself up next, giving a stretch after he does.]
C'mon though, lets get out of here.
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[. . .]
Hey-- wait one second--
[he reaches out, fingers curling (very loosely) into Kazuya's shirt, to stop him from leaving just yet]
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[He stops basically everything he's doing, when Akira grabs into his shirt like that. It might be a light grip, but Kazuya is none the less very patient.]
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[those parts are even better]
Hn. . .
[for a moment, Akira simply toys with the fabric of Kazuya's shirt, running it slowly between two fingers. but then, with a sudden rush of courage (a suddenly inhale and exhale, as though steeling himself), he tugs against that shirt to bring Kazuya closer]
[and then steals a (very chaste, actually fairly quick) kiss]
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[He says, with not even a hint of admonishment immediately after Akira presses his lips to his own.
Kazuya's hands come up, cupping Akira's cheeks as he leans in, like he's going to return the kiss...
And then pulls on them, pulling away.]
C'mon, lets get outta here.
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Guilty as charged.
[even the fakeout-- though it does cause his breath to hitch a little in his throat-- doesn't seem to faze him, a laugh tumbling from his lips once he feels Kazuya playfully tugging against flushed skin]
Yeah, yeah. Let's go.
[what a good day. what a good date!! it's almost a shame it's time for him to escort the king back to his castle]
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So instead he swings their hands, peeking down the hallways for any sign of a mattress being delivered.
None yet! They're safe...]
Where to next? You're not seriously about to bring me back to my room now, are you?
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[the face of a man who was going to take Kazuya back to his room, thinking that the demon had had his fill of date-like shenanigans]
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[THE FACE OF A MAN WHO IS PLEASED THAT IS NOT TRUE! fingers curl tightly around Kazuya's as Akira is tugged forward, a smile playing on his features]
Hm. . . it's late enough that I bet the garden is glowing now.
[last time they went during the day. going at night might be an entirely different experience!]
So let's head that way.
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[ Akira is the one who is supposed to be leading him! Its his idea of a date, after all. So Kazuya will stand pretty until Akira gets the idea to lead him along, through the hallways towards the garden. Towards the night prize of gently glowing plants. ]
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[it doesn't take Akira long to tug against Kazuya's hand himself, guiding his companion towards the elevators so they can make their way to the top floor garden once again]
The only downfall is the fake sky.
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[ He says, sticking his tongue out playfully.
But if Akira thinks that the way the colours glow in the darkness is cool, guess what happens when you bring a demon into a dimly lit space?
Well. Kazuya has never been much aware of it himself, but his iris' do glow, a soft blue-purple hue. It doesn't really emit light so to speak, but it is more noticeable in darker areas. ]
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You wouldn't be saying that if you could fly.
[. . . actually. can Kazuya fly? he is the King of Bel, after all. seems possible]
[the elevator ride to the top floor is relatively quick! and when they step outside into the "night" air, faux stars twinkling up above, it is then that Akira sees it]
-- oh.
[he steps in his tracks, leaning forward a bit to peer at Kazuya's eyes. it's very subtle but definitely more notable in the dark]
You glow, too.
[FOND]
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[He feels like maybe he shouldn't have said that? But it'd come out just because he can't help but to say things.
Still, there's a noticeable pause when Akira says that he glows...]
... And I glow?
[Hold on. He's patting himself down. Did someone spill glow in the dark paint on him while he wasn't paying attention, or...?]
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[his grin widens]
Your eyes do. Kind of.
[with all the boldness of someone who is swiftly learning that personal space means so little in a place like this, Akira tucks his fingers underneath Kazuya's chin, tilting his head up slightly]
You really never noticed before?
[because it's actually kind of beautifully, in a strange, ethereal way]
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Exactly how often donyou think I look in a mirror in the dark to figure something like that out?
[ Seriously... ]
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I don't know. Seems like something that might happen on accident?
[tug tug, time to head towards the path of glowing plants!!]
But now you know to try it sometime.
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He really wished he wasn't so inhuman.
He lets Akira lead him around happily, however, taking in the sights of the glowing flora. It really is pretty...]
I'll think about it.
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[a small sideways glance at his companion. he'll think about it, huh. . .]
. . . does it bother you?
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[ He can guess, but he wants to hear it from Akira, just in case he's wrong.
It's not particularly unknown that he doesn't much care for being a demon, but just in case. ]
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Your eyes glowing a bit in the dark. It's okay if it does.
[Akira thinks they're nice, but what he thinks ultimately doesn't matter, and he knows it]
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1/? WHEEZES
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DONE
HEHEHEHE
if it isn't the cons of his quences. . .
who could have forseen this...
1/3 KAZUYA DID
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not my ass reading 1/2 as 1/3 and waiting for the third all this time
SURPRISE IT WAS 1/3 YOU INTERRUPTED MY CHAIN-- (no)
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and then the third comment never came...
:(!!!
... :(!!
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this is a wrap, i feel