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(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. Β―\_(γ)_/Β― I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)
Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.
Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.
To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.
Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.
Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.
This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.
Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.
Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.
She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.
Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.
She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.
She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.
Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!
Wine. I'm very classy.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No one would want to choose either of these choices
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Hot showers with others ;)
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Ninjas
.05 TITS OR ASS
Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
None
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Winter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
The one where there's biting ;)
ESTP-A

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[ Kazuya hums a soft little contemplative note. ]
My demons, your personas... They're far too similar to be a coincidence. On top of that, Makai is vast. It's connected to several different "worlds", from my understanding. And then there's the outter realm too, which is, or was, God's domain. Even He came from Elsewhere, before he shattered Bel Marduk's power and took the throne.
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I don't know what Makai is, but. . . is it possible that our Tokyos were connected even before we were brought here?
[that they had always been "neighbors" in the vast universe, so to speak? and he doesn't mean just him and Kazuya, either. Yu is also from a version of Japan; Akira assumes it is the same as his own, considering their shared experiences. and he is sure there are others amidst the resort's walls whose Tokyos are entirely different from any of theirs, with no demons nor Personas of which to speak. are they part of the neighborhood??]
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[ Since demons are also in essence, born from there. And all humans await their turn to have their souls scrubbed clean of their memories, and then reincarnate. ]
Awhile back, Yu and I were comparing my demons versus his personas. They're pretty much physically identical, which I thought was interesting. On top of that, we both have access to the same forms of magic. Diarahan, Agi, Bufu... Though interestingly, there was one spell where we differed. For me, it's Zan. For him, it was Garu.
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[a thoughtful hum buzzes on his lips, before they gently curve into a smile]
I hate to say it, but it's "garu" for me, too.
. . . how do you get to Makai? Or the Sea of Souls?
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He toys with Akira's hair idly. ]
Humans can't get to Makai. And any who do quickly die. [ It's why he had to give up his humanity and soul. So he could rally an army there. ]
It's strictly for demons and otherworldly beings. As for the Sea of Souls, that's where humans go when they die. Your soul gets scrubbed clean of all of it's memories, and then you reincarnate, basically becoming a new person.
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[well!! so much for that brilliant idea]
I was going to suggest using it as a highway to travel between Tokyos, but I guess that isn't an option.
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[WAIT]
β did you just answer the age long philosophical question of "what what happens after we die?"
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[??? Actually, Naoya would know way, way more than him about that, wouldn't he? What with his constant reincarnation... ]
Pretty lackluster, isn't it? And using it as a highway does seem like a good idea until the fact that humans can't go there comes into play. And then you'd also have to weaken the barriers in your world that keep demons out of it. Not a great thing to do, honestly.
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. . . I don't think "lackluster" is the word I'd use. . .
[. . . but it's true that there isn't much he can do about it but exhale a sharp semi-laugh]
And I think my world has enough problems of its own that adding demons on top of things would be. . . [lifts a hand and waggles it. Akira has had enough fighting during his tenure as a Wild Card, he does not wish to be called upon by the threads of fate yet again] Though I bet letting them in would really piss off the gods.
[the gods he keeps having to beat up]
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[ Zouchou, Koumoku, Bishamon, and Jikokuten, who had been killed several months prior to the lockdown for him. ]
It's pretty crazy, actually. I had to kill them to let demons in myself, before I could ascend the throne of Bel.
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[then again, it's not like Akira would have come across them himself, if they weren't causing any problems for humanity]
What were their names?
[so he can tell Kazuya that the Four Heavenly Kings reside somewhere in his soul as his Personas lololol]
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[ It's fine. Hes used to Personas being weird little guys with no agency of their own, or whatever. ]
The four Devas, or Heavenly Kings.
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[a tiny little grin]
I have all four of them. Bishamonten, Jikokuten, Koumokuten, and Zouchouten.
When I fused them all together, I got Asura.
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[Kazuya didn't... He just needed two demons, whichever ones the compendium told him to smash together.]
I've only ever needed two.
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Stronger Personas required more pieces to assemble. [sure, that's the better way to put it. nobody needs to know about the whole execution thing] I needed six to fuse Lucifer.
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[The demon who said he was his real father...]
Lets not talk about him, okay?
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Mm. Got it.
[it's probably a good thing he doesn't have Lucifer on him then, right? Akira changes the subject quickly]
Point is, for me, sometimes two just wouldn't cut it. But I guess I was working with aspects of my soul, and not. . . separate sentient beings.
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[Shout out to Gagyson, who said that Kazuya was more of a demon than him for fusing demons together.]
At least yours didn't put up a fuss.
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No, but sometimes I still felt kind of bad about it.
[the guillotine was pretty macabre. it took him some getting used to, but in the end, he forcibly desensitized himself to the sight of the blade descending upon the heads of his weaker Personas]
How did fusing work for you? Did you just smash them together, or. . .
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[It turns out when you digitize arcane, ancient magic rituals, everything becomes incredibly simple, even for the least technologically involved people!
... Probably not a good thing, when it comes to demons, honestly.]
Sometimes I'd buy a bunch of demons off the auction just to fuse them together to get stronger ones.
[Yes, this is incredibly callous. No, he does not particularly care. Demons don't have rights.]
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There was an auction?? You didn't have to mug them-- I mean. Negotiate with them to join?
[far be it from Akira to judge Kazuya's distaste towards demons after everything he has been through. sure, maybe there are some good ones out there. some like Kazuya! Kauzya is good!! but Akira hates gods, and there are probably good gods out there too, so. you know. sometimes it happens!!]
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[ Wait. Aren't Personas manifestations of someones soul? How do you mug someone's soul? Hello???? ]
... How do you mug someones soul and make it join your team?
[ LIKE. HELLO? HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? ]
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Well. Technically, they aren't a part of anyone's soul when I beat them up. Shadows are just random pieces of human cognition wandering around the cognitive world.
They become a part of my soul when I recruit them.
[hashtag just wild card things]
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That doesn't... Make any sense.
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[. . . a beat. it occurs to him that even if Kazuya is friends with Yu. . . Akira has no idea what Yu has told the demon in regards to Shadows, Personas, and the nature of the cognitive world]
Are you?
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*are not ate... closes my eyes
SOME OF THEM MAYBE ATE FLESH TOO!!
a lot of them ate flesh who are u kidding
kazuya would know. . .
:pensive:
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1/? WHEEZES
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DONE
HEHEHEHE
if it isn't the cons of his quences. . .
who could have forseen this...
1/3 KAZUYA DID
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not my ass reading 1/2 as 1/3 and waiting for the third all this time
SURPRISE IT WAS 1/3 YOU INTERRUPTED MY CHAIN-- (no)
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and then the third comment never came...
:(!!!
... :(!!
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this is a wrap, i feel