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(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. Β―\_(γ)_/Β― I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)
Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.
Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.
To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.
Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.
Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.
This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.
Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.
Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.
She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.
Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.
She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.
She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.
Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!
Wine. I'm very classy.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No one would want to choose either of these choices
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Hot showers with others ;)
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Ninjas
.05 TITS OR ASS
Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
None
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Winter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
The one where there's biting ;)
ESTP-A

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[That sure is some dealw with the devil kind of talk right there.]
Just what does that mean?
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[ It's a deal with a demon, actually! Though maybe they're the same thing. ]
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[Sorry, he isn't into vore.]
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[ cowards, both of them. ]
I'm talking literally about your life. Like your energy. Or I guess your blood would do as well.
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So ya want me to be a blood donor for chips? That's a new one.
I thought you'd ask for sex, honestly.
[Since, you know, everyone does at this place.]
Sure, why not?
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Seriously? Just like that?
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[Which may or may not be true. Who even knows.]
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[Is this guy insane? Probably!]
But no, I'm not going to drain you dry. That's way too big of a meal for me.
[.... Probably!]
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[He looks far too amused at this whole thing.]
Well, I say that, but I ain't exchanging my blood for just a few chips. That don't seem fair to me.
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[ Getting chips, he means. Because that's where Kazuya's offer beginsband ends. ]
And no, I'm serious about it. It's either that or your soul wholesale, so I think blood is the more renewable option.
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[Is that even worth blood? Probably not, but he's going to try anyway.]
Ya don't lose anythin' from telling me that, right?
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Even if I told you, it wouldn't do you any good. You're just incapable of it, inherently.
[Which he hopes is enough of a hint that it just has to do with a difference of abilities, and has nothing to do with skills.]
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[Demons weren't an unfamiliar concept for them, after all. Youkai exist, and so does the concept of purgatory. They also had those kinds of childhood stories to scare them.]
If it ain't somethin' I can do, then there's no reason to hide it. I ain't gonna be able to copy it anyway. Is it a cheat code? Voices in yer ears?
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[ Just for clarification!!! A soul is a much bigger and deadlier meal... ]
And if it's something you can't do, then there's no point in me telling you either. For all I know the House is watching and wating for me to let it slip, and I'm not risking it.
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[Rinne can't talk, he's always hiding things from everyone. Still, that makes him push less. He's not that interested in the process, not really, just the evasiveness of it. The journey was more fun than the destination.]
What makes ya think they don't know everything 'bout ya already?
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[In fact! He would rather not, thank you.]
And it's really not shifty to keep things to yourself.
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[Or. Something like that. Maybe.]
How does that work anyway? Do you grow fangs and bite me?
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[And also probably the tastiest way. And less damaging. Being bitten is far less painful than having your life force forcefully ripped from your body, it turns out!]
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[What happened to exchanging? He actually looks excited to try it, offering his arm to him.]
Ya don't need my neck for it, right? Ya just need some place to draw blood?
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Plus he'll get a meal out of it, so who is he to turn down a tasty looking arm. Which he grabs to hold gently, teeth already sharpening into something far more able to tear through flesh.]
No neck needed.
[But he'll use his free hand to pull his lip aside, and yeah. Look! Pearly whit fangs to get the job done.]
You seriously fine with this?
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[Like, he's probably going to be fine even if he bites him, right? He winks at him at that, his voice lifting in a falsetto as brings his other hand to his own cheek, tilting it to the side as though to emulate shyness.]
Be gentle~ It's my first time.
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[He jokes.
And then bites down. Rinne says to be gentle, but the bite he gives is a little harder than strictly necessary, blood welling up in his mouth as the flesh of his arm is pierced. And subsequently consumed at that.
He's not a vampire, technically. He has nothing to really stop any form of pain that comes from actually biting someone, but all roughness really is pushed aside after that initial bite because at the end of the day, he really doesn't want to hurt anyone too badly.]
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A little warning next time, Lucky Boy?
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To say nothing of the pleasant taste of it, of course. Something definitely unique to him, and something Kazuya is finding that each person has a pretty unique taste. Or at least, he's found that from the people he's taken a sample of so far in this place.]
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Also hmm... That sucking and lapping is doing things to his lower region. He'd blame it on the amount of sex he's had here, most of it involving a lot of licking and sucking, so he looks away to start counting something not arousing in his head.]
How much do ya usually have to drink?
[There's a limit to what one can offer before they get faint, right?]
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