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(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. Β―\_(γ)_/Β― I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)
Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.
Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.
To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.
Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.
Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.
This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.
Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.
Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.
She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.
Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.
She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.
She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.
Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!
Wine. I'm very classy.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No one would want to choose either of these choices
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Hot showers with others ;)
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Ninjas
.05 TITS OR ASS
Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
None
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Winter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
The one where there's biting ;)
ESTP-A

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Also hmm... That sucking and lapping is doing things to his lower region. He'd blame it on the amount of sex he's had here, most of it involving a lot of licking and sucking, so he looks away to start counting something not arousing in his head.]
How much do ya usually have to drink?
[There's a limit to what one can offer before they get faint, right?]
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It only goes on for a few more seconds after that, and he pulls away, wiping his mouth.]
Depends on how I'm feeling. Want me to heal it up for you?
[Since he's feeling a little generous after the meal.]
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[He looks way too curious for a guy whose blood just got sucked. Hopefully, he doesn't start getting woozy and faint. That would be embarrassing.]
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[What with being an All Powerful Demon King and all.
In fact, he'll quickly run his hand over that bloodied bite mark he's left, leaving a small sparkly green mist and a smear of blood before the wound closes up on its own.]
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Okay, now I really wanna know what's yer deal. Ain't some blood sacrifice enough to get that much info?
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[He gives him a once-over, lookin' dubious at the claim.]
Ain'tcha a lil too scrawny?
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[Unless his goal was not to be intimidating? Then he should have been smaller.]
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[Also??? Rude??? Insulting peoples looks... If he's "Lucky Boy" then maybe he should start calling this guy "Rude Boy".]
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[He took enough blood for Rinne to start feeling the effects, so he's... going to go sit down on the ground slowly. Look, he doesn't get fed on often.
Okay, there we go.]
Anyway, demon lord. How does that happen?
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[He's going to stay standing. Like a friendly guy.]
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[Well, he wasn't expecting him to answer him so much this time since he was very tightlipped before, so he'll pick the battles he can win more carefully. No point in insisting on the ones he won't.]
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[ He'd leave if he could. Though the thought of leaving people behind doesn't really sit right with him either. ]
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[He should know, though honestly Kazuya was already the bigger fish between them. It was kind of nice, being reminded he's not the big boss around here often. Makes him less likely to think of home.]
So yer gonna aim for that wish then? What, to go home, or get yer powers back or somethin'?
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[No dimensional teleportation for him, though. Which kind of sucks, but at least what he does have makes getting around this place a lot easier.]
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[Quite a lot, from what he can tell. Whether it's permanent or not though, that was a different concern.]
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[He's got that JRPG protag confidence...]
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[What the fuck.]
I can't tell if yer bein' serious or not.
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[ That's how Naoya put it, right? Well. Either way it was true. God was dead and he was the one who killed him. ]
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[He's not denying it or acting it's impossible, at least. He really doesn't know a lot about the people here, does he?]
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[Guess God isn't an almighty power there. What would a certain member of Alkaloid think, he wonders. That guy was pious as heck, after all.]
Well, ya got a meal outta me, and I've gotten a lot of info from ya~ Kyaha! What a fun thing to learn today.
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[And stop any other would-be usurpers.]
Any time you feel like trying to pry information out of me, that's your new payment. Which I want upfront, of course.
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[Like why would life leave out the details like that?]
They lookin' to give ya a sequel or something? God sure has a sense of humor.
[But you know, even if he doesn't address the next part, he does keep it in mind. Yeah, he's going to donate his blood when he's bored enough to bother a demon king instead of someone less vampiric.]
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