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18 / Male / Bi / King♠︎

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My Self-Summary

(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)

Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.

Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.

My Future Plans

To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.

My Talents

Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.

Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.

This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.

Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.

My Ideal Partner

She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.

Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.

She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.

She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.

Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!

Height 6 feet Body Type Sexy and muscular 💪 rawr Smokes Smokes DEMONIC ENERGY Drinks water Drugs Just the ones in the food here Sign demons don't have birthdays Education Smart Occupation The King of Demons Income A lot Children NONE Pets The fifty million demons under my command Hobbies Writing poems, reading books, listening to music, playing video games

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01. WINE OR BEER

Wine. I'm very classy.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No one would want to choose either of these choices

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

Hot showers with others ;)

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Ninjas

.05 TITS OR ASS

Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

None

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Spicy

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Winter

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

The one where there's biting ;)

Personality Type
ESTP-A

ENERGY

52%

EXTRAVERTED

MIND

66%

OBSERVANT

NATURE

61%

THINKING

TACTICS

58%

PROSPECTING

IDENTITY

68%

ASSERTIVE

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Comments

[riskybeenus]

You can do that?

[He looks way too curious for a guy whose blood just got sucked. Hopefully, he doesn't start getting woozy and faint. That would be embarrassing.]

[belheir]

Yeah, it's not a problem.

[What with being an All Powerful Demon King and all.

In fact, he'll quickly run his hand over that bloodied bite mark he's left, leaving a small sparkly green mist and a smear of blood before the wound closes up on its own.]

[riskybeenus]

[Well, that's convenient.]

Okay, now I really wanna know what's yer deal. Ain't some blood sacrifice enough to get that much info?

[belheir]

I wouldn't really call that a blood sacrifice, but since you were willing enough, fine. I'm a demon. The Overlord and King of them, to be precise.

[riskybeenus]

... Seriously?

[He gives him a once-over, lookin' dubious at the claim.]

Ain'tcha a lil too scrawny?

[belheir]

Want me to throw you through a wall to prove it?

[riskybeenus]

Nah, I just figure if ya got that much power, wouldn't it be better to look more intimidating?

[Unless his goal was not to be intimidating? Then he should have been smaller.]

[belheir]

I like how I look, thanks. I was born human, and I'd very much like to remain looking human.

[Also??? Rude??? Insulting peoples looks... If he's "Lucky Boy" then maybe he should start calling this guy "Rude Boy".]

[riskybeenus]

Ah, so that's how it is. How'd ya become a d--- Actually, hold that thought.

[He took enough blood for Rinne to start feeling the effects, so he's... going to go sit down on the ground slowly. Look, he doesn't get fed on often.

Okay, there we go.]

Anyway, demon lord. How does that happen?

[belheir]

Kill certain other demons, absorb their powers. I was the only human who could, apparently. It's a long story, and one I don't feel like explaining.

[He's going to stay standing. Like a friendly guy.]

[riskybeenus]

Since yer that powerful, what's keeping ya here?

[Well, he wasn't expecting him to answer him so much this time since he was very tightlipped before, so he'll pick the battles he can win more carefully. No point in insisting on the ones he won't.]

[belheir]

You ever hear of the phrase "There's always a bigger fish?" That's basically what's going on here.

[ He'd leave if he could. Though the thought of leaving people behind doesn't really sit right with him either. ]

[riskybeenus]

Ah, there always is.

[He should know, though honestly Kazuya was already the bigger fish between them. It was kind of nice, being reminded he's not the big boss around here often. Makes him less likely to think of home.]

So yer gonna aim for that wish then? What, to go home, or get yer powers back or somethin'?

[belheir]

To go home, yeah. I have most of my powers anyway, so to wish for them would kind of be silly, since if I go back home they'll come back anyway.

[No dimensional teleportation for him, though. Which kind of sucks, but at least what he does have makes getting around this place a lot easier.]

[riskybeenus]

Are you sure they would? I ain't really got a clue just how much this place takes from us.

[Quite a lot, from what he can tell. Whether it's permanent or not though, that was a different concern.]

[belheir]

Sure. I'm the strongest thing in my universe. So once I'm back to being bound by its rules and not the rules of this place, I'll be back to being over-powered again.

[He's got that JRPG protag confidence...]

[riskybeenus]

... Uh.

[What the fuck.]

I can't tell if yer bein' serious or not.

[belheir]

I'm completely serious. I'm the Demon Overlord and King of Bel. Stronger than God Himself.

[ That's how Naoya put it, right? Well. Either way it was true. God was dead and he was the one who killed him. ]

[riskybeenus]

Okay, Overlord-kun. So ya what-- defeated God back home... Just to be sure, ya only got one god there or something?

[He's not denying it or acting it's impossible, at least. He really doesn't know a lot about the people here, does he?]

[belheir]

There are others, but God cast them all down and they're all demons now. Not sure how familiar you are with other pantheons, but Norse, Greek, Roman, Japanese, Chinese... all of those gods and goddesses were truly real at one point.

[riskybeenus]

Huh. Interestin'. Woulda thought if there was a big guy up there who can do that, he wouldn't make someone stronger than 'im.

[Guess God isn't an almighty power there. What would a certain member of Alkaloid think, he wonders. That guy was pious as heck, after all.]

Well, ya got a meal outta me, and I've gotten a lot of info from ya~ Kyaha! What a fun thing to learn today.

[belheir]

Actually, God came from elsewhere. Don't know where yet, since I haven't exactly had the chance to go home yet, but I'll figure it out.

[And stop any other would-be usurpers.]

Any time you feel like trying to pry information out of me, that's your new payment. Which I want upfront, of course.

[riskybeenus]

What the...? That's a terrible cliffhanger.

[Like why would life leave out the details like that?]

They lookin' to give ya a sequel or something? God sure has a sense of humor.

[But you know, even if he doesn't address the next part, he does keep it in mind. Yeah, he's going to donate his blood when he's bored enough to bother a demon king instead of someone less vampiric.]

[belheir]

Life isn't some cheesy anime or video plotline, you know.

[He waves his hand.]

God is dead anyway, I just want to make sure there'll be no others from wherever He was from who get the idea to invade my world and try and take it over.

[riskybeenus]

Course it is. We're always waitin' for the next episode each day, seein' what exciting next chapter awaits.

[He's going to just mess up that comparison right there. Still, he nods, then thinks about it.

Hmmm...]

Ya think whoever got god to go there is the one who brought ya here?