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(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. Β―\_(γ)_/Β― I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)
Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.
Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.
To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.
Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.
Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.
This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.
Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.
Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.
She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.
Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.
She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.
She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.
Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!
Wine. I'm very classy.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No one would want to choose either of these choices
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Hot showers with others ;)
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Ninjas
.05 TITS OR ASS
Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
None
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Winter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
The one where there's biting ;)
ESTP-A
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[ Which is why she immediately asks: ] could you make it as big as my arm?
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But sure. I bet this place would let me do that without much fuss.
[this sucks this sucks this sucks]
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well
bye then
[ NOT TODAY SATAN! SHE HAS RESTRAINT! ]
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Bye?
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i'm saving myself for someone
[ No comment necessary for that bullshit. ]
good for you though
i'm sure some people here will love that
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I wasn't implying anything. I hope you manage to get with that special someone?
[He is, in fact, being 100% Genuine. If he had had his choice.... :(]
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anything i've had to do up until now wasn't my fault
besides it's not like i care about things like how big your trouser snake is π ββοΈππ ββοΈ
i'm not into that kind of thing!! like who could even handle something the size of an arm....
[ Definitely not her. ]
and it's not like i thought you were implying anything!!! we're just having a conversation
*you're* the one that jumped to something being implied!!!!
[ Something something "lady doth protest" something... ]
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And something that big would be way too much to deal with honestly, so I can definitely agree with that. Like? What would be the point? No one can take that much, that's insane.
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and like yeah
no one could take that much
[ SUSPICIOUS PAUSE....... ]
it's not like i know you that well anyway
you're just some guy that weiss took a ruler to
i'm not thinking *anything* about some demon king rando!! π
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So. Saving yourself, huh?
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saving myself
since we want to keep repeating ourselves
[ Yeah, saving herself for a demon dong--wait. ]
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And I don't mean sexually. For the record.
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but fine
the love of my life is here and i just have to find them, and i more than like them, i *love* them
they're perfect and sweet and the best listener ever, so i have to make sure they know how devoted i am to them when we're reunited β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
sometimes i can't help what happens here, but i know they'll forgive me
that's how amazing they are! π₯°
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[He is, unfortunately, someone who suffers from Protag Bluntness Syndrome]
They sound great though. But what do you mean you have to find them? Aren't you already friends or acquaintances?
[Uh Oh]
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[ But uh-oh, indeed. Don't get the yandere dissonance going. She doesn't like people destroying her delusions! ]
we were apart before we got here, and i guess the resort wants finding them to be an extra fun challenge....
because like
[ How can she explain this without all the usual "in love with someone fake? is she stupid?" type of reaction? Because she's really tired of explaining that it takes a lot of devotion to love someone on the other side of a computer! ]
it was a long distance relationship
[ Perfect! ]
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[Her lie? Kazuya doesn't quite believe, but he doesn't know her so like, whatever, right?]
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or a fortuneteller did anyway?? whatever, i'm not going to worry about the messenger
it's not like i'm a stranger to having to play a difficult game anyway! it'll make my victory sweeter once i have them in my arms for good ππβ€οΈ
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[ God, Kazuya, don't be so stupid! ]
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this place deemed me worthy enough of being free from the hell i was stuck in before *and* gave me the person i love the most, so i'm grateful for that
if i have to have sex here and there, then okay i guess?? it's not like i'm going around actually trying to play the 52 game or whatever....
like jeez, be a little more open minded.....
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It's still being taken without your initial permission which isn't cool.
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they could "kidnap" me a million more times and i'd welcome them with open arms each time
everyone else can worry about getting back all they want
more resort for me
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Just to be sure, you're aware that the resort is feeding off of you, right?
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hmm
[ It may seem like she's taking time to reconsider her thoughts, but no. Moving on! ]
nom nom nom goes the resort then! i'm so delicious~~ ππ€£
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