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(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. Β―\_(γ)_/Β― I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)
Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.
Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.
To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.
Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.
Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.
This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.
Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.
Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.
She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.
Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.
She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.
She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.
Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!
Wine. I'm very classy.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No one would want to choose either of these choices
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Hot showers with others ;)
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Ninjas
.05 TITS OR ASS
Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
None
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Winter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
The one where there's biting ;)
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I was making a joke about how you said you didn't mind that the resort was eating you.
Also I don't really care to get chewed on by most people to that extent.
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i figured the resort's eating was all π»OOGA BOOGAπ» and they consume your spirit essence or something!! not like your "ohh monika, you'd taste sooo good with a glass of wine ff f ff ffff fff" hannibal lecter stuff!!!!!
[ That's about all he's going to learn about Hannibal, sorry. She's not going to purposely give him more vorinspo! ]
and okay, you don't want to get chewed on but *clearly* you like the chewing!! i guess it fits with the whole demon aesthetic or whatever
just
why can't you be normal about it???? jeez
[ Yo Alanis, where you at? ]
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I can also do it that way, you know.
Seriously though. I pretty much just draw the line at biting and a little blood. Not tearing chunks out of people.
[ LIAR. ]
Which is pretty vanilla as far as stuff like that goes. Besides, I don't bite if I'm not asked. I'm not some kind of starving animal.
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[ Says someone who's never done a weird sexual thing in her life. Ever. Never ever. ]
and sure, in terms of kinks it's not like....well idk, maybe if i were from an eroge i'd have more opinions about this
.......why am i even talking about this π€¦ββοΈ
i wish you and your mobile meal the best, it's just not my thing
[ LIAR. ]
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Are you a video game character?
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yes....
if you're going to make fun of me or say i'm crazy now, please do it in a unique way
i'm getting tired of people's lack of creativity
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What's your genre?
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that's how most people react when i say that, so i expect it every time.....it's so weird when this happens π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
neat though!! at least someone else would be excited too? so weird.....
but i guess if you really want to know, visual novel
the romance kind π¬
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And now I'm the king of demons. Funny how that works.
So you're definitely the sort of characters my friend would be into then. At least you're not from a horror game. That'd be rough.
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[ Guess who's very π about that? ]
wow...that's so cool.....!!!!!! π³π
and you get me!!! i definitely could've been dealing with a worse genre
just imagining having to deal with zombies or something gives me the heebie jeebies all the time π€£π€£
but no...my game was just cheesy and uninspired....if i'd had more time to fix things up it would've turned out way better!
[ Still full of horror, though. ]
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If I had to place my genre, it'd probably be supernatural/horror/survival.
That's most dating sims, isn't it? Honestly I never played them myself.
Question, hope you don't find it rude or anything, but did the other characters know they were fictional too? Should I tell Atsuro to be nicer to his fictional girlfriends???
Also sorry if fictional is rude or anything. If you have a better term, I don't mind using it. Especially since you're not actually fictional.
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wow...you basically got the worst book ever huh?? i'm sorry π
[ Ask her all her thoughts on God. They're definitely good thoughts. ]
still, neat!! i'm sure that was hard but look at you go now! which i guess is why you're 50/50 on the being here thing π€
anyway
your question *was* rude at first but you fixed it, so no hard feelings
no they didn't know, and it was probably better that way.... [ So they wouldn't know who was killing them and all. ] and i'm fine with "real"
just treat me like anyone else! no need to get all complicated with it π
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[... Well, screw Abel anyway. Sheepherding bitchass.]
Yeah, sorry about it being rude. Good to know for the future and will do. And did you ever try to tell them? Sorry for so many questions, I'm just kind of wondering how it went.
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like i'm really glad this all worked out for you β€οΈ
[ Probably because, at last, someone who really, really gets her...! Get all your revenge, Kazuya. She loves that for you.
As for the next questions, eh. She could take or leave those. She gets you, Kaz, but she doesn't get you enough to want to talk about that sort of thing. ]
i guess since you've been so nice about this, i'll answer that question even though i normally wouldn't..... [ If at all. You lucky guy, you. ] there was no point in trying anything like that with what were basically preprogrammed NPCs
and anyway, would you believe it if someone walked up to you and said everything you're living in is a lie and there's no way to escape it?? yeah no
[ See? She has a heart! All her "friends" died in ignorant bliss. ♥ ]
honestly the less i talk about *that* part of the game, the better
but maybe now you know why i prefer being eaten by a sex resort π€ͺ
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[Like really, how sad and rough that would have been to have been all alone with no one who realized what was going on? Oof.]
I can definitely see why you'd prefer this place. I think I'd probably go insane, getting stuck in that kind of a loop.
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and how do you know i *didn't* go insane? π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
hahaha just kidding~~ i think all things considered, i handled it pretty well!
....thanks though
it's nice to have a *normal* conversation about this stuff for once....
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And yeah, I get it. My life was kinda turned on it's head, so I'll believe most things people tell me about their homes.
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ahhhhh if only other people were like you....
now you're first place in my heart~ π₯π
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[Listen.... He understands Love. He has his own people who he loves!!!
Also like, he kind of gets loving the only person who ever gave you human interaction. Get ya player, girl.]
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but that's why i said "in my heart"
i'm not going to take away mr. studedge's achievement π
[ Guess who completely misread that? This gal! Poor Player, second place to someone's giant trouser snake. ]
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i knew that!!
you're first place in my naughty heart for member measurements ππ
my sweet love is first place in every other heart π
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Well. Good to know.
[How do you even continue something like this now...]
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you're welcome~~
just don't let it go to your.....head
ππ€£π
[ You continue with a dumb pun, obviously. ]