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18 / Male / Bi / King♠︎

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My Self-Summary

(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)

Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.

Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.

My Future Plans

To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.

My Talents

Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.

Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.

This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.

Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.

My Ideal Partner

She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.

Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.

She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.

She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.

Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!

Height 6 feet Body Type Sexy and muscular 💪 rawr Smokes Smokes DEMONIC ENERGY Drinks water Drugs Just the ones in the food here Sign demons don't have birthdays Education Smart Occupation The King of Demons Income A lot Children NONE Pets The fifty million demons under my command Hobbies Writing poems, reading books, listening to music, playing video games

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01. WINE OR BEER

Wine. I'm very classy.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No one would want to choose either of these choices

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

Hot showers with others ;)

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Ninjas

.05 TITS OR ASS

Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

None

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Spicy

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Winter

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

The one where there's biting ;)

Personality Type
ESTP-A

ENERGY

52%

EXTRAVERTED

MIND

66%

OBSERVANT

NATURE

61%

THINKING

TACTICS

58%

PROSPECTING

IDENTITY

68%

ASSERTIVE

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Comments

[schmisse]

You really are like a cat.

You're not actually mad at Ragna, are you?

[belheir]

I think you need to pick whether I'm a dog or a cat. And if I was mad at him, he'd be dead by now.

[schmisse]

Half cat, half dog.

Just a yes or a no. I just don't want people I care about arguing.

[ Especially in front of her. Fortunately, that hasn't happened yet. ]

[belheir]

[He knew it.... but it's nice to know that she cares. 😊]

No. I'm not mad at him. And I definitely wouldn't argue with him in front of you.

[schmisse]

Good. Thank you.

Disagreements can't be avoided and all, but just don't fight?

[belheir]

Don't worry, if we ever fought, I'd make sure I won.

[schmisse]

The only fights you two are allowed to have are chess and checkers.

[belheir]

Does he really strike you as the kind of guy who'd be good at those kinds of games?

[schmisse]

Not really.

I guess you have a Bloodedge over him!

[belheir]

[....

Wherever Weiss is, she's about to get bonked on the head by a very cute cat plush.]

[schmisse]

[ THIS RUDEASS PUNK ]

A cute toy just fell on my head. I'm guessing that wasn't you?

[belheir]

No, that was absolutely me.

[schmisse]

And the toy that fell on Ragna's head earlier?

[belheir]

That one wasn't me.

[schmisse]

Well, can you help me find out who did it?

I don't want that doppelgänger in my room. Or any of the other ghosts in this stupid casino.

[belheir]

I can do my best, sure.

[That ghost is never going to be found... Because it wasn't a ghost, it was a demon.]

Though... That'd involve me catching the scent of whoever did it, and I don't know if I feel like putting my face up against a "King Kong Dong" as Ragna so eloquently put it.

[schmisse]

Why not?

I mean... you've probably done something like that before, right?

Maybe with a Not as Much of a King Dong, but still.

[belheir]

What exactly is it that you think I get up to when I'm not sitting or standing next to you?

[schmisse]

I'm just saying!! You've done stuff with Akechi before, so!!

[belheir]

I sucked his dick once!

[schmisse]

And you don't have to use your mouth on the toy!

[belheir]

It's still weird to sniff it though!

[schmisse]

So I'm just going to live in fear for the rest of my life that a "King Kong Dong", as Ragna so eloquently put it, is going to fall on my face and crush me alive?

[belheir]

That's a little hyperbolic, don't you think?

[schmisse]

SOUL CRUSHING FEAR! I'd be too scared to even sleep! What am I going to do with my life?!