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(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. Β―\_(γ)_/Β― I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)
Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.
Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.
To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.
Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.
Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.
This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.
Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.
Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.
She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.
Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.
She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.
She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.
Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!
Wine. I'm very classy.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No one would want to choose either of these choices
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Hot showers with others ;)
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Ninjas
.05 TITS OR ASS
Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
None
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Winter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
The one where there's biting ;)
ESTP-A
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[He'll agree to that easily enough. There's some slight differences, sure-- enough to distinct them in Shinjiro's mind. But very similar.
The concept of peeking into someone's soul, definitely makes him rankle, and he sits up slightly, legs curling under himself where he sits.]
...You've got some pretty fucked up powers there, you know. I'd take all the weird sex shit here over that.
[what is self reflection WE DONT LIKE IT ]
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He's not.
He's going to make it worse, in fact. ]
I could probably use a lot of my powers for "sex shit", honestly. I've gone into Yu's dreams once to have it with him there. That was pretty novel, since I was also concious of my own body outside the dream too... kinda had sex with him both in it and out of it at the same time.
[ who tf just says these things. ]
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...Huh. So like. You just gave him a wet dream?
[He is trying to conceptualize this and is just. ???? Was there physically fucking? Were you guys in separate rooms?]
I don't think I'm really... Getting it. Like you guys had weird mind linked sex or something?
[Did you give him a handle whole he was asleep but also y'all mind fucked like. What?]
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[Even agreed to it! Within the dream. Maybe that's not the best form of consent, but like, Yu hadn't cared when he'd woken up either. It's probably fine. It was awhile ago anyway.]
I guess it's a little weird to explain... It's not really mind linked sex, though.
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[That's. Weird as hell. Like fine? He doesn't get it. But if they had fun than what the hell does it matter? They just double-fucked. Here and in the astral-plane or whatever the hell. Sure. Good for them.]
All my dreams have like my teeth falling out or some shit. [Okay, that's a lie, he has the standard assortment of weird dreams and nightmares and sexy dreams and whatever. But eh.]
Is that something you could do as a person, too? or is the being inside someones mind a demon thing?
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[... All things considered, his and Yu's dreamsex could have been a Lot Freakier. Something to ponder for next time.
(Wait, next time?)]
But I've had those kinds of dreams to... Or the ones where you're late for class but you can't find your classroom... And then you wake up and its a weekend.
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But at Kazuya's mention of other stupid, common dreams, he gives an amused breath.]
Very human for a demon king.
[It's only half a tease. He does mean it, though-- No matter what Kazuya calls himself or feels he is, he's just another dumbass teen, just like the rest of them.]
So did you only ever do that with him the once?
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[Time is fake. And confusing. He really, really has no clue.
im bad at math]And yeah, I only ever did it once. Felt a little awkward bringing it up again, but he honestly is the kinda guy who seems down for just about anything once.
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[A year and a half-- not that long for someone who claims to be absolutely immortal. And definitely not long enough to fully unpack it all. Still, it's interesting.]
Yeah, the time thing is fucked up here. I barely bother trying to keep track, honestly...
[Maybe if he did and also hadn't just spent 3 weeks in the Outdoors he'd realize the date.]
I mean if you were both into it, why not go for it again. [He shrugs, as if it's just that easy. It absolutely isn't and they both know it, but sometimes you gotta pretend.]
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[A triple whammy of awful, it had been once he'd come to. Once he'd really come to.]
What about you? What sorts of things are you interested in anyway?
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Pretty lame, really.]
I dunno. [It's kind of an embarrassed answer, so he quickly clarifies as his face heats.] I mean-- I know but I haven't really... put it to words, I guess?
[Also he doesn't really know. We haven't all been in the kink resort for two years! But it's a testament to how much he actually does respect Kazuya has a friend that he pushes through and tries to answer it anyway, as opposed to grousing that it's none of the other guy's business.]
How different things and people.... feel, I guess? [Under the water, he's unconsciously gesturing with a hand- just turning up the palm, fingers curled a bit. Words are hard: he has no idea how to explain being into the tactile sensations. Feeling people underhand, the different texture and give of someone's thigh versus breast versus sucking someone off versus eating a chick out versus etc etc etc.]
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[It seems like a pretty easy thing to put into words, if one were to ask him. Which no one did, but he offers his opinion anyway since he's a King in every meaning of the word.
(That's not a delusion of grandeur, or anything.)]
Seems pretty straight forward to me. But I think most people here like touching others? I know I do. Not saying that it's wrong or anything, I just thought maybe you might have more than just that.
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That's not really... [--Whatever. He gives it up with a sigh. He's shit at explaining, so he won't bother trying to correct what he had meant. Not that he really thinks he could.]
I dunno, what are you looking for? Like specific kinks? 'Cause I haven't really gotten gotten close enough to people here to get too crazy.
[...Actually, most of his lays here have been strongarmed by the resort, or just extremely casual, basic things to ward off a suit flare.]
I tried that masked place one time, but it didn't really go well.
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[The masked place, though? Kazuya has to think for a moment to know if he recognizes it, or if it might be one of those pop up places that occasionally show up and disappear just as fast. It takes him a moment, but he does seem to finally realize what Shinjiro is talking about.]
Oh! That anonymous sex club? I don't think I'd really be into that myself... I'd really prefer to... I don't know, know my partners? Know who they are?
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Yeah, it... was a weird time, the first month or two here. [And being on month three or four isn't much easier, but he's at least more used to it.] And with the whole 'dying' thing back home, it's not like I really wanted to get too attached.
[Still doesn't think he wants to? Maybe? But it's happening anyway, it seems, even if not romantically. It's complicated. He shrugs again.]
But more than just 'touching people' it's like... I dunno, all the different things. When people bite or grab too hard or something or start losing it and shaking a bit... Which. yeah that's probably pretty normal.
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Got roped into sucking off a gun one time? Evoker, really. Embarrassing as hell, but it wasn't bad. [yeah he was into the whole 'fucking with a gun to his head']
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It's really just a matter of time.]
Wait, Evokers are guns? I've never actually seen one... How is that supposed to help you summon your demon?
[Like, he sort of understands that Naoya digitized magic rituals to stick demons in a COMP, but... If Evokers are gun-like enough... How would that make them summon them? Do they just... Shoot and out comes a demon?]
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[Makes sense, since hers makes her play fuck-roulette. Shinji is hoping the side effects from his own are just a one time thing.]
It's not easy to summon a Persona. It takes a certain... I dunno, mental space?
[where's Mitsuru to explain things like plumes of dusk and shit.]
They're part of us, like I said before. But in a way you can't ever turn from. And it's easiest to see yourself the most clearly when you're about to die.
[He lifts his hand up in the classic 'gun' gesture, right to his own temple. It rests for a moment, but then he flicks the hand as if mimicing the recoil of a shot.]
So we shoot ourselves. They don't have bullets in 'em, but they're made of some kind of occult shit I don't really remember the details on. But it works, and it's more reliable and safer than trying to force it.
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[He still doesn't get the whole "Part of them" thing. It just doesn't make sense. What makes Yu and Kotone and Minato and Akira so special that they can use more demons then the rest of them? It seems silly, to be so limited to one "facet" of yourself, as it were. People contain multitudes, after all.
He watches Shinjiro make the motion with his hand, and grimaces, sinking low in the water for a moment, until it's just under his eyes before he pops back up again.]
That doesn't sound cool at all... It sounds like it sucks immensely, honestly. Having to mock shoot yourself in the head to get to use magic? What a pain in the ass... We just learned from a bunch of demons.
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You're not wrong, but that's what we got.
[It's effective, but also completely fucked. It's extra fucked that they're all just teenagers who can never live a normal life now. Everything about it just blows.]
It was hard to see how screwed up it was at the beginning, though. You come to in some sort of fucked up time, surrounded by blood and coffins and monsters that are eating people's minds. So of course when someone shows up and shows you that you can fight, you grab onto it. What other option do you have?
[...Leave the safety and security of the dorm and live elsewhere for two years, just making sure to always be vigilant until well after the Dark Hour, probably. Especially after turning in your evoker. But whatever.]
I'm sure you're the same. We don't have the luxury of good choices.
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Either way, he's right. What choice do you have when thrust into some otherwise unwinnable situation but to fight with everything you have? Use anything at your disposal simply for the sake of surviving? And to know that's what the other has been doing, and for longer than him, at that... It hurts his heart, a little.
He doesn't like the fact that supernatural entities, gods or otherwise, have stolen the lives of regular humans. He doesn't like the fact that his life was stolen from him too, in a way.
Kazuya exhales all at once, and nods, letting himself lean back against the edge of the hotspring as he looks up at the ceiling.]
It's rough. Being put into a situation where you don't actually have a choice. I'm sorry that happened to you.
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Thanks, I guess... but I figure that's just how life works. No one really asks for any of it.
[And sure, their examples are a little extreme- forced to fight for their lives, into weird occult things. But there's plenty of other fights, physical and metaphorical, that people go through every day. He'd never really considered himself different or special in that regard.
He settles back as well, matching Kazuya's posture-- though instead of staring at the ceiling he just closes his eyes, content to hang out with the steam in his face.]
We're all just doing the best we've got.
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[Any of the people with personas. What little he knows of them, and the demons that they deal with. They shouldn't have to. Those worlds should be separate, and humans should only have to deal with human problems.]
And maybe we gotta do the best we can with what we got, but that doesn't mean we didn't deserve better.
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....So how'd the demons make it to your world back home? 'Cause our Shadows could only roam the streets and eat on people because a human fucked it all up years ago.
[Don't let a billionaire make a time machine out of monsters. That's the takeaway.]
I always figured they're just doing what they do, same as humans: It's the fault of whoever brought them together.
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[A dramatic pause, for great effect, and then-]
And then a cult decided that they didn't want God to be God anymore, so they started hacking away at the barrier between our world, so they could oust the biblical God and then put their own in his seat. A demon named Belberith. After that, with one of the pillars removed, it was easier for demons to come over, and then... I don't know, something major happened, and there was a lockdown in the Yamanote line that I got caught up in. Then a bunch of other stuff happened, and then I became the King of Bel, demon Overlord and Ruler Supreme. And also a wanted terrorist. But that's a work in progress, probably?
[Girl. He asked how demons got into Tokyo. Not your backstory.]
But yeah, I guess demons just do whatever they want. But they're pretty cunning about going about it too.
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He's no theologian, so the difference between gods and really powerful demons here is a little lost on him-- but the concept is easy enough. Creatures that are unlike humans and lived separated were drawn over the line by humans who likely wanted to make use of them.
Also-- Kazuya ended up as a terrorist? Okay, so maybe he's a little glazed over by the time he gets to that part.]
....Huh.
[Really, this makes him think that Kazuya's demons sound even more like people. Power grabs, infighting, taking advantage of situations.]
That's a hell of a lot to deal with. So do you blame the demons or the cult or both? [Because he'd seemed pretty annoyed at supernatural beings fucking with people's lives... but then again, they had been invited in by people.]
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