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18 / Male / Bi / King♠︎

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My Self-Summary

(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)

Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.

Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.

My Future Plans

To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.

My Talents

Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.

Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.

This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.

Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.

My Ideal Partner

She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.

Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.

She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.

She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.

Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!

Height 6 feet Body Type Sexy and muscular 💪 rawr Smokes Smokes DEMONIC ENERGY Drinks water Drugs Just the ones in the food here Sign demons don't have birthdays Education Smart Occupation The King of Demons Income A lot Children NONE Pets The fifty million demons under my command Hobbies Writing poems, reading books, listening to music, playing video games

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01. WINE OR BEER

Wine. I'm very classy.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No one would want to choose either of these choices

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

Hot showers with others ;)

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Ninjas

.05 TITS OR ASS

Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

None

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Spicy

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Winter

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

The one where there's biting ;)

Personality Type
ESTP-A

ENERGY

52%

EXTRAVERTED

MIND

66%

OBSERVANT

NATURE

61%

THINKING

TACTICS

58%

PROSPECTING

IDENTITY

68%

ASSERTIVE

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Comments

[belheir]

[Don't say it don't say it don't--]

You seemed more the type to go down.

[bleakdecember]

[Oh, he has so many things he want to say. But he knows he has to play his cards carefully so that the House doesn't find an excuse to take it out on him.]

Ha ha.
Maybe I'll rescind my invite.

[belheir]

That's fine. I have no idea what you're talking about anyway.

[bleakdecember]

I got a better room.
If you bring dinner, I'll let you come over ;)
I need to break in the new bed.
I can send you the new room number.]

[belheir]

Wow.

And people were calling me the slut.

[bleakdecember]

I'm not posting on the network.
I'm asking my dear friend to come over.
But I have plenty of other people I can invite over...

[belheir]

Thought you said you didn't do friends.

[bleakdecember]

I was making fun of you.
God, you're such a buzzkill.

[belheir]

You're making fun of me and I'm the buzzkill?

I must be exceptionally talented in more ways than I thought.

[bleakdecember]

Very tempted to block you again
And then you'll have no idea where I am

[belheir]

I can probably just sniff you out by the teen angst and rage coming from you.

Anyway, did you seriously move up? What rank are you now, 4? Has to be at least 4 or you wouldn't be bothering to message me.

[bleakdecember]

Why don't you come find out?

[belheir]

Because I don't know where you are??? I can't just teleport to you without knowing where you are, you know.

[bleakdecember]

[He sends a room number.

It's on one of the higher floors.]

[belheir]

Very funny.

[This is a lie, right? There's no way Akechi moved that fast...]

[bleakdecember]

Go on then, call my bluff. See who's in that room.

[belheir]

If it's you, then I have your permission to be there, right? Since you said you were inviting me, and all.

[bleakdecember]

[Is that how it works? Knowledge and permission? Interesting. He debates whether it's worth it to let Kazuya teleport in, but... it'd be convenient in a number of times. And it puts him on his guard.]

Come on up, your Majesty. Consider it permission.

[belheir]

[Well, quite frankly, Kazuya doesn't believe him. It's why he hesitates for a few minutes.

Well, if he has permission, then it doesn't really matter, right? Even if it is in the upper levels, it'll only work if he has an invitation and permission to be there. So despite the humming and hawing over whether or not he should even attempt it, he does.

The fact that he does, in fact, end up in the designated (extravagantly fancy) room is more disorienting than teleporting in the first place. So he just kind of... stays still and looks around a little. ]

... No way.

[bleakdecember]

[It's nowhere near as decadent as a King's room, but it's certainly much nicer than the basement. The bed is practically as big as his old room. He hasn't decorated it, much, but he's still lounging on the bed with his shirt half open.]

Ah. There you are. What do you think?

[belheir]

Who's room are you bumming off of right now?

[This can't be his. There's no way Akechi managed to surpass him so suddenly, right? He's staying where he is, but he definitely looks.... a little rankled by this. Especially with that smug look he's wearing.]

[bleakdecember]

This is mine.

[He soaks in how uneasy Kazuya looks. Yes, that's it. He wants people to feel the jealous he was so consumed by. He wants everyone to squirm.]

Feel free to come by anytime you feel like getting out of the basement. But, ah, give me a heads up -- I imagine I might be a bit more popular now...

[belheir]

...

[ Absolutely not. He is not letting Akechi rub this in his face. ]

Nah. You'd need a better personality to be more popular.

[bleakdecember]

Oh, you've wounded me.

[He rolls his eyes and pats the bed. There is plenty of room here. This is... not actually the bed he sleeps in, that's in a smaller room off to the side. This bed is for, ah, other activities.]

Your eagerness to see me squirming did play a hand in this, so I do have to thank you. I remember those who've helped me.

[belheir]

[He is staying where he is! Thank you very much. He is not some dog to be beckoned whenever someone else wants him.

He puts his hand on his hip.]

You're welcome. I don't need any other thanks.

[None of the demons in the demon matryoshka doll are happy about this.]