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18 / Male / Bi / King♠︎

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My Self-Summary

(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)

Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.

Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.

My Future Plans

To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.

My Talents

Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.

Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.

This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.

Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.

My Ideal Partner

She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.

Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.

She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.

She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.

Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!

Height 6 feet Body Type Sexy and muscular 💪 rawr Smokes Smokes DEMONIC ENERGY Drinks water Drugs Just the ones in the food here Sign demons don't have birthdays Education Smart Occupation The King of Demons Income A lot Children NONE Pets The fifty million demons under my command Hobbies Writing poems, reading books, listening to music, playing video games

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01. WINE OR BEER

Wine. I'm very classy.

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

No one would want to choose either of these choices

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

Hot showers with others ;)

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Ninjas

.05 TITS OR ASS

Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

None

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

Spicy

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

Winter

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

The one where there's biting ;)

Personality Type
ESTP-A

ENERGY

52%

EXTRAVERTED

MIND

66%

OBSERVANT

NATURE

61%

THINKING

TACTICS

58%

PROSPECTING

IDENTITY

68%

ASSERTIVE

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Comments

[belheir]

Yeah, I'd like to think so, why?

[survivaltricks]

[it's the answer he expected, but it felt like a better lead-in than just. hey i heard you got half your shoulder bitten off except it wasn't your shoulder it was minato's you were just in his body at the time are you okay???]

he told me what happened with you guys in the basement.

[. . . a pause as he considers his next reply, before he decides to opt for something simple]

are you all right?

[belheir]

Yeah? I think I got left off way better than him, honestly.

Is something up?

[Honestly... He's sort of brushed off what had happened by now. It's not like he was the person who lost control. And what was another moment of getting chewed on by a demon, even if it had been his own body to do it?

He just feels bad that Minato had had to go through any of that at all.]

[survivaltricks]

[is something up, Kazuya asks, and Akira squints at his watch. of course something is up!! Kazuya got chewed on by a guy wearing his face!!]

just a little worried about you, that's all.

[he knows Kazuya is "used to" being a chew toy, but. . .]

i wanted to make sure you were doing okay.

[belheir]

No need to be worried. I'm perfectly fine.

I was just worried you were about to tell me that the healed bite got infected or something and we were gonna have to amputate his arm.

[survivaltricks]

why did your mind go straight to the most catastrophic outcome??

[HELP]

no, the injury is fine. looks like it's all healed up. but minato was pretty shaken, so. . .

[. . . he just wanted to make sure that his other friend was recovering well, too]

[belheir]

My life is full of catastrophes. It'd just be one more added to the list.

Ah... I need to give him something as an apology. Maybe a fruit basket? It was partially my fault. I know how this place is, and I let him walk down that way anyways.

[survivaltricks]

[ah. there it is. maybe. . . they're just all like this]

it's not your fault.

even knowing this place as well as you do, you couldn't have predicted something as insane as that.

[belheir]

Not quite. I might not have been able to predict the specifics, but I knew something was going to happen. I could have at least warned him of that much.

[survivaltricks]

[. . .]

do you think that would have stopped him?

[belheir]

Not sure at this point, but at the very least it would have let him be aware that it could have been a bad situation. It may have been easier to react to what happened, if I had.

[survivaltricks]

. . . don't be too hard on yourself. i think. . . deep down, minato already knew.

the important thing is that you were able to help him in the moment, right?

[belheir]

Whether he was aware or not is irrelevant. It was my responsibility to make sure that he knew something bad could happen.

But yeah, I was able to help him out from completely losing it.

I still owe him something nice for what he went through.

[survivaltricks]

[. . .]

i know you're tough, but all of that unnecessary responsibility. . .

[but somehow, he doesn't think continuing to push the issue will get them anywhere. would it be a bit like the pot trying to lecture the kettle? but all that aside. . . ?]

well, i think you deserve something nice for what YOU went through, too.

[belheir]

I didn't really go through anything, though. It was just a momentary thing that sucked a lot, but it was a just a moment.

[survivaltricks]

sure. and to balance it out: a momentary thing that doesn't suck at all.

[stubborn??]

[belheir]

No.

Go be nice to Minato instead. I have a comfy, cozy King suite. I'm just fine.

[survivaltricks]

i can be nice to two people at once. i'm really good at multi-tasking.

[belheir]

If you show up here I am going to teleport you all the way back to the basement. And I will continue to do that every time you show up.

Don't test me.

[survivaltricks]

i didn't say anything about showing up either, did i?

[belheir]

Gifts will also be redirected immediately to your room.

[survivaltricks]

[. . . HEY!!!]

why are you so stubborn.

[belheir]

King of Bel.

[survivaltricks]

i don't think stubbornness is a royal trait.

[belheir]

It is for demons.