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(Weiss Schnee wrote all of this, and literally none of it is accurate. ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ I'm too lazy to change it, though. It's good for a laugh, I guess! I'm just a regular guy, thanks.)
Yo! My name's Kazuya Minegishi. I'm just your average boy... or so I thought! As it turns out, my world has a demon infestation problem, and guess who got roped into taking care of it? That's right. It's your boy.
Don't get me wrong-- I'm no hero. I'd rather be listening to cool music on my MP3 player than summoning demons. But hey, when the fate of the world and my friends is on the line, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
Pretty cool, right? I'm so cool. I've since ascended to the throne and become the King of Demons. All the demons in the world now bow to me. I may look like a lanky boy, but I've got so much power and hunger for human souls.
To rise up the ranks, of course! I currently live in the worst room possible, and it is my goal to take me and my friends to the top.
Yo, they call me the King of Rap, the polymath prodigy,
Got skills so diverse, I'm a one-man symphony.
Chess boards tremble at my touch, kings bow to my gambits,
Checkmate in five, your intellect scattered in fragments.
But strategy ain't the only language I speak,
Fifty tongues on lock, conversation unique.
Mandarin to Maori, Farsi to French, I flow,
Every syllable a weapon, watch the knowledge overthrow.
Books devour me whole, knowledge my fuel,
IQ off the charts, Einstein eat your drool.
Philosophy dissected, science on my tongue,
History dances with future, a symphony unsung.
But don't mistake me for a brainiac in a gown,
My skills ain't confined to academia's crown.
Kitchen's my canvas, flames my brush, I paint,
Flavors explode, palates sing, no culinary complaint.
And when the chaos reigns, I'm the hurricane's eye,
Dust bunnies tremble, grime surrenders with a sigh.
This ain't just brag, it's a testament to life,
Each talent a facet, cutting through the strife.
Mind sharp as a rapier, words sharper than knives,
My bite ain't for aggression, it's wisdom that thrives.
So come one, come all, test the multi-faceted skill,
Board games or Babel, I'll conquer with will.
Renaissance Rap ain't a title, it's a soul unbound,
Where knowledge and passion in a masterpiece are found.
Forget books, music, and food. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!
Buckle up, because you're about to witness the wildest flight of your life - a honey-soaked, pollen-powered fever dream where bees sue humans for stealing their syrup! Imagine this: a world buzzing with disgruntled pollinators, led by a rogue honeybee with a taste for jazz and a bone to pick with Big Sugar. Picture him, wings slicked back with rebellious swagger, delivering courtroom diatribes against greedy humans harvesting their golden nectar.
Get ready for courtroom antics that would make a hornet laugh, with witness stands overflowing with jittery bumblebees and nervous ants. See bees in disguise infiltrate honey factories, unleashing chaos with pollen bombs and sticky sabotage. Witness epic courtroom showdowns, where the fate of a jar of honey hangs in the balance, and one sassy bee's rap skills hold the key to unlocking freedom for his buzzing brethren. So grab your pollen basket and prepare for a cinematic trip so bonkers, it'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about honey... and jazz.
She is the winter's whisper, a breath of cool defiance in a world ablaze. Her beauty is sculpted ice, sharp angles softened by the ghost of a smile. Her eyes, the color of a glacier's heart, hold depths both chilling and captivating, promising untold stories etched in frost.
Her strength isn't the blaring anthem of a warrior, but the quiet hum of resilience, a willow that bends but never breaks. Her mind, a labyrinth of icy intellect, houses a cunning that outmaneuvers the mightiest storms. Yet, beneath the glacial facade lies a hidden well of empathy, a warmth that thaws frozen hearts with the gentle grace of a spring thaw.
She is a paradox, a symphony of contradictions played on the strings of fate. A creature of both elegance and grit, where icy brilliance dances with the raw power of a blizzard. She is the woman who walks through fire, not unscathed, but ever more resplendent for the kiss of the flames.
She is, quite simply, unforgettable. And though the world may try to confine her, to label her as fragile or cold, she will forever be the untamed spirit, the whisper of winter that carves its own path through the storm.
Though, I suppose anyone with similar traits will do. I'm very easy!
Wine. I'm very classy.
.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES
No one would want to choose either of these choices
.03 SHOWER OR BATH
Hot showers with others ;)
.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS
Ninjas
.05 TITS OR ASS
Breasts in my hands and my penis in someone's ass
.06 COFFEE OR TEA
None
.07 SPICY OR SWEET
Spicy
.08 SUMMER OR WINTER
Winter
.09 LEATHER OR LACE
Leather. I'm a very, very bad demon!!!
10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX
The one where there's biting ;)
ESTP-A
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This sure is the most poem of all time. ]
Not sure how I feel about the fetid filling line. It's pretty visceral in a not good way.
Otherwise, 8/10
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Fine, she'll wait. ]
if it stuck out to you that much, then my job is done! i evoked a feeling in you and it was memorable, which makes me happy ๐
not everything in life is picture perfect you know?? but that stuff doesn't matter to me. when i say i want *anything* i mean it ๐ค
[ ...Which just makes her desperation levels obvious, but anyway! Adding on to that, not everyone's jizz and/or juices tastes like the nectar of the gods, okay. All the more reason to show she's willing to guzzle some fetid filling. ]
so what do i have to do to make it a 10/10?
[ She won't rest (or let him rest) until she knows. ]
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That line isn't for me personally, so if that got changed around, maybe I could give it a glowing score of 10/10.
Fetid makes me think of maggots, and I have had a less than stellar experience with those in the past. More so than most.
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i see....a demon king thing i'm guessing?? understandable
give me a sec, i'll rework it ๐ซก i won't be satisfied until *you* are!!!
[ Thinking, thinking, working, working... ]
I want every taste.
Burnt or misshapen
full of phantom filling
left stale on the shelf
caught in a bad batch, broken and crumbled.
there...i think that works better actually! i like the imagery and it keeps the alliteration going nicely
...please tell me it's better? ๐
[ Praise her, please. She needs it to survive. ๐ฅบ ]
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[Is the response he gives shortly before he gets the next updated lines of her... delightful poem.]
I'll upgrade you to a 10/10 immediately.
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[ Anyway, back to her and what matters most: her praise. ]
yayayayayayyyyyyy 10/10!!!!!!!! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ i'm so happy!!!!!!!!!!
so can i see it now?
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[ Duh. ]
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.....nvm i'll pretend you sent nothing, because that?? makes me sad
if you don't have any enthusiasm for it, it's not right to take it from you
thank you for trying though โค๏ธ
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[... He did give Makoto's butt a 10/10, and Makoto is in just as bad of a spot as he is.]
Well. For me I guess it depends on who it's attached to?
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i mean...it's a really nice butt!!! it makes me sad to see you say mean things about yourself like that... ๐๐
you like yourself don't you? so why not give your butt the same consideration? it's attached to you! embrace your butt! ๐
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... He will die at the heat death of the universe, right?]
I think there's a difference between "not-liking" my butt and understanding and being realistic about it. I'm flattered you like it, don't get me wrong?
[Weird as it is to type that.]
I guess I'm not really a butt guy, is all.
[He's also not a boob guy.]
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this is like the demographic my genre of game was clearly aimed it....lonely guys seeking love from a girl who won't reject them ๐ค because then they can learn how to make her happy with enough time and effort, instead of having to potentially try and fail in real time and lose what tiny shred of confidence they do have....
there's power in control you normally don't have right? knowing you can undo things that make you upset or would devastate you in real life...
oh sorry, i went off on a tangent there!! hahaha
so what *do* you like? ๐
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[ Other than two people. ]
What I like in a person isn't really anything physical. I'd much rather be with someone I genuinely like, and who genuinely liked me. I guess that means it really just comes down to chemistry.
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[ Don't ask her how she knows that. It's not important.
Darn it, though, Kazuya. Don't give her a thing like "chemistry"! Not when she can't force it the way she'd prefer to: hacking. Doing things the hard way sucks, but if she must... ]
buuuuut if chemistry is your kink, then i guess we have no choice but to finally meet in person!! what do you think?
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But sure. I don't mind finally meeting up. Did you want to make any plans for it?
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because....you can be around a million people, but if you don't feel comfortable enough to be the real you around even *one* of them...then that's a loner! some people are cool with their own company, but others not so much. but i can't actually judge you on that sort of thing because i don't really know you ๐
good thing we're meeting up to help with that~ โค๏ธโค๏ธ
i don't think it needs to be a big deal or anything! getting a cup of coffee sounds good to me ๐
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I hope we become fast friends too, just so you're aware.
Getting coffee should be alright, I think. Birdbucks or one from the Red Cardinal?
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[ Admire her restraint. She nearly added a dick joke in, but this is a very! serious! conversation! She's not immature. ]
i hope we become good friends too โค๏ธ
i'm partial to birdbucks honestly....i didn't even know about red cardinal ๐ฎ
i guess i'll change things up and try something new! let's do red cardinal ๐ฆ what time works best for you?
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Just give me a heads up like ten minutes before you wanna go in case I need to finish anything I'm doing up.
text > action ๐ฅฐ
okay....
be ready in ten minutes then!! ๐
i'll be waiting~
[ Or not, because it takes her a while to find the place, having never visited it before. Regardless of if she arrives first or after him, she looks plenty excited. Meeting new people is the best! ]
i crawled out of a burning building to deliver this tag
Thankfully he wasn't in the middle of anything important, so he has no problem getting something decent on to meet her there!
And meet her he does. Though she's a little late, he sort of just assumes that she did have a problem finding it. He doesn't blame her, the hallways are pretty confusing and easy to get lost in. He's quick to wave her over. ]
Monika, right?